Showing posts with label aging comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aging comedy. Show all posts

Thursday, February 22, 2024

You Got This Girl!



Happy Family Matters
Written by daughter, B. Marie
4/16/24 9:10 PM


 



I often wonder if I'm ever going to make it through the day. There are bills to be paid, breakfast, lunch and dinner to be made and a sore body to be laid, right across my bed. As I make my way to my bedroom I heard commotion.

"Stop making all that noise up there!" Mom yells while banging on the wall. I quickly run into the room gasping, "Mom, what's wrong? Who are you screaming at?" "Those people upstairs are so noisy." she replies frantic and frustrated. Mom that's Angelo. He's just opening the garage to get the gardening tools out." "No! That's not Angelo. It's those noisy people in the building. The ones living upstairs over my apartment!" "Mom, there is nothing upstairs but a roof. There is no upstairs." Suddenly I remember that we do have an attic and some attics have drop-down steps. 

I'm really not sure if the attic has drop down steps because I'm too afraid to venture up there. What am I thinking? By this time my own thoughts are confusing me. 

Looks like she's finally did it people. She finally got to me. I'm second guessing my own reality. I feel like I just got infected with a dipsey daft virus and if I stay in her room any longer I will start showing the full symptoms of lunacy.  I can see the signs on the wall. "Welcome To The Insane Asylum For Seniors." "Straight jackets are free - Drop your coats off at the door." "Stay calm, someone will be with you shortly."

The Uncontrollable Remote Control



Happy Family Matters
Written by daughter, B. Marie
2/22/24 10:16 AM  


 


Mom will go to great lengths to get the stupid remote fixed. For example,  3 or more times a day while laying on her bed and enjoying her TV shows she accidentally changes the channel or hits the power button and turns off the TV. She surmises that she did not do anything wrong. It's the remote control's fault. 

The remote has run amok, and it needs to be taught a lesson! After fiddling to try to make it work herself, she quickly gets out 
of bed and begins her search for someone, anyone, to fix her remote.  

I dread the day when she can't find anyone in the house to fix the remote and ventures out of  the house.  She would knock on our neighbor's door, and when it opens, she will say, "My stupid remote control won't work. Can you fix it for me?" Of course the remote control works fine. It's the latest in remote control technology. The problem is that for the past 12 months she has not learned how to work it. The poor thing. But it's not entirely her fault. To add to the confusion, some days she thinks the remote control is the cell phone.  

Since she moved from Maryland to Pennsylvania, we had to change cable services. The new service came with an upgraded cable box with a remote control. We hoped she would have learned how to operate the new remote by now, but she hasn't. It would not be so bad if she would just put the thing down and stop trying to change the channel with those busy fingers of hers.  So three or more times a day she roams the halls searching for me or Angelo to help her make her remote work. 

Thursday, February 1, 2024

The Case of The Missing Pajamas


Happy Family Matters
Written by daughter, B. Marie
2/22/24 10:16 AM  






Honestly, there are days when I must retrace my steps to nudge my brain into remembering what I went into a room to get, or what I was supposed to do. For example, on this particular day, I was certain that I placed a clean set of pajamas in the bathroom for Mom.

When I glanced into the bathroom while prepping for Mom's shower, there were no pajamas! Then I realized that Mom had just come out of the bathroom, and she has the habit of taking her pajamas and tucking them away when she feels that she doesn't need them at that moment. So now the hunt is on! Nope, they're not in the laundry basket of freshly laundered clothes. Nope, not in her dresser drawers. Nada, not in her closet. Negative, not in my closet. 

Now that leads me to look in the bathroom storage areas:cabinet, under the sink, in the tub, and in the clothes hamper. Nothing, nil, zilch! Not there either. So I asked Mom if she saw her PJs, and, as no surprise to me, she replied, “You gave me pajamas?” I answered, “No, Ma’am, they were in the bathroom. Did you see them?” “No, I haven’t seen any pajamas.”

Monday, January 15, 2024

Captain On the Fridge!


Happy Family Matters
Written by daughter, B. Marie
1/15/24 2:25 PM  









Normally, she eats breakfast lying in bed in her "apartment." But on this particular day, she decided to be the captain of her ship. She's calling the shots today!  "Attention on deck! Captain on the Bridge."  And today she wants to eat breakfast with her children in the kitchen! 

Eating at the kitchen table would be okay if it weren't for two issues: 

Issue #1- "There's no food in the fridge!" Oh, there's plenty of food in the kitchen. Fresh fruit, dried fruit, canned goods, and such. There's also plenty of meat in the freezer, and fresh veggies in the bins, but when you open up the fridge, all you see is whiteness!

Issue #2- Mom seems to think there should be a TV in every room in the house. There's no TV in the kitchen, just the music playing from an Alexa device! "Why is there no TV in here?" she asks.

Friday, January 5, 2024

The First Man I Ever...


Happy Family Matters
Written by daughter, B. Marie
2/22/24 10:16 AM  


"My Forever Love"

I remember reading a family reunion planning article titled "The Walk of Your Life." It included a scene from one of my favorite movies, about a man who experienced the loss of his wife and the mother of his children. They all had a dire need to reconnect to her and to each other, so they decided to do something rather odd. They took a walk.  But not just any walk. It was the walk of their lives. The father took his children to a street in town where he first met their mother. They walked to a restaurant where they sat at the very same table where their dad met is future wife for the very first time. The children heard a touching story of how their parents fell in love right then and there. 

I imagined merging the present with the past by taking such a walk with my parents.  To see, touch and hear my parents romantic story come to life right before my eyes in a way I never experienced before.  Maybe that's what my mother has been trying to do in her later years.

To the consternation of her children my mother has had the habit of talking about how she met my father in her early years while living in New York City. The story often follows when the family decides to focus on someone's wedding anniversary or someone is describing a nice trip they took - she would interrupt and say, "Me and Donnie used to do that too." (Names are changed to protect the innocent.) "He was my first love. The first man I ever made love to."  

Mom would even tell total strangers her story whether they cared to listen or not. But when she interjected her story at a family gathering the males of the family would laugh and protest, "Mom, please stop! We don't want to hear the details of your love life!" But she ignores their desperate hand-over-the-ears plea for mercy and keep plowing on with her story.  Her words, "He was the first man to ever...", would quickly be followed by... "Augh, please, no Mom!!!"

If the sounds of agony from the guys were not enough, she often got the stories of her husband mixed up with those about a later male friend, Daryl, since my parents are now divorced. So, when she says, "Donnie and I met at our workplace.” The women of the clan would chime in with, "Mom, that wasn't how you met Dad, that was how you met Daryl." At the same time my poor brother would double over, acting like someone's fingernails were scratching down the surface of a chalk board. Me, my sister, my aunt and the rest of the girls are more than happy to help her piece back together her love story. After all, she only has one true love story to tell. 

So Mom, you go on trying to remember your story. We're here ready to take that stroll with you down the streets of New York City in 1958 and experience 'the walk of your life' together with you.


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